Joel The Lump Of Coal歌词

Joel The Lump Of Coal (小煤球乔尔) - The Killers (杀手乐团)/Jimmy Kimmel
Some time ago at Santa's place
Up in the old North Pole
There lived a lump of anthracite
Whose parents called him Joel
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Happy as a lump can be
He just wants to keep Santa warm
And make the elves cozy
But Santa Claus had other plans
For Joel one fateful day
Joel you're just the lump I need
Come join me on my sleigh
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Heart leapt up with joy
I'll soon be Santa's present to
A lucky girl or boy
We'll laugh and play together
And we hold each other tight
Snuggle under clean white sheets
When we go to sleep at night
Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
You're in for a surprise
You're not a special Christmas gift
You're just a booby prize
What kid would ever want you
You're filthy as can be
Now you have to go and live
With one who's been naughty
But I make heat poor Joel cried
And electricity
You pollute the air
With CO2 and mercury
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Fell down upon his knees
I don't wanna live with a naughty kid
Don't make me Santa please
But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
Ho ho you stupid lump
You're just the thing to teach this brat
That Santa ain't no chump
So off they flew and before he knew
Joel was in a sack
He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
Why don't we just go back
And then came Christmas morning
And much to Joel's surprise
Much to Joel's surprise
He saw a boy with the saddest face
And tears were in his eyes
Tears were in his eyes
He picked Joel up and held him
And said you can be my friend
Hey man let's be friends
I would've liked some presents but
You're what Santa chose to send
Santa chose to send
It's true I've been a naughty boy
And maybe that's a sin
Maybe that's a sin
This is how Santa treats the kids
I'm just glad that I'm not him
Joel Joel the lump of coal
Knew what he must do
He said now I know the reason why
I got sent to you
Cause when a person hurts inside
It turns him hard and cruel
But I know how to make your pain
Into a precious jewel
So take me in your hand young man
And squeeze with all your might
Let's turn your pain and anger
Into something that shines bright
Then Joel Joel the lump of coal
He gave his life away
So that one good naughty little boy
Had a diamond on Christmas Day编辑于2021/04/13更新